Saturday, May 31, 2008

Channeling Sam Kinison to Tell Barack Obama how Stupid he was for Taking his Name off of the Michigan Ballot.

If you don't know who Sam Kinnison is/was, just type his name into You Tube and check him out. Most memorable was his ability to "YELL IN CAPS" to make what was usually a humorous, and salient point Blare across the room in screamvision. Sam had the misfortune of being killed in a head on collision. Really a stunning end to a comedic career that was still on the rise.

If Sam were alive today he'd have a field day with all three presidential candidates. However, I think Sam would have held a special spot in his heart for Barack Obama. Barack Obama took his name off of the Michigan ballot and once Sam got a whiff of that, I think he would have had a field day with it.

I could just see Sam SCREAMING something like. ARE YOU STUUUPPPIDDDD, ARE YOU NEWWWWWWW!!!! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!

"HEY, I'M BARACK OBAMA AND I'LL TAKE MY NAME OFF THE MICHIGAN BALLOT EVEN THOUGH MY MAIN COMPETITOR IS LEAVING HER NAME ON THE BALLOT, THAT'LL SHOW EM......!!!

AND YOU WANT TO BE PRE----SI-----DENTTTTTTTTT! I DON'T THINK SOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Sorry Barack, just because the American Media has chosen to not exist this year does not mean that what you did, or didn't do in Michigan, wasn't about the dumbest, most idiotic and arrogant move a presidential candidate could make. The only reason you pulled off such a stupid maneuver without it harming you was because of the media's love affair with you.

If that had been Hillary Clinton's name not on the Michigan ballot, and Barack Obama's name had stayed on the ballot, I think it's pretty obvious that 10 Sam Kinnison's would have come out of the woodwork to scream out clearly and loudly about Hillary's lack of judgement. NOBODY in the mainstream media has questioned Barack Obama's judgement in removing his own name from a ballot even when his wiser opponent had not.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Actually it was probably a very calculated move on Obama's part. He was behind by 20 points. If he took his name off, he knew it would be invalid and he would come out better if it was resolved.

Anonymous said...

I think Sam Kinnison would be more like: You're still blogging on a site called "Hillary Wins?" What, did you ride the SHORT BUS TO SCHOOL? Know what she was before Barack Obama? Bill Clinton's wife. That's right. And you know how I feel about wives? LOOK AT THIS FACE! AUGHHH! I WAS MARRIED FOr TWO YEARS! I WAS MARRIED TO ALYING BITCH WHY WOULD I VOTE FOR ONE? AUGH, AUGHHH!"

Thinker said...

I agree with this blog 100%.

Obama did a calculated move, only this time it will backfire on him when the GOP attacks him with it.